What ethnic cuisine are you?
I'll bet you're pretty good looking :) In what way are you good looking?
I am
so
hot
I am
such
a cutie
I am the epitome of elegance
I am beautiful, strong, and free
I look like such a slut
So how popular are you?
Everyone likes me, I just exude friendliness
Some people just
adore
me, everyone else is kinda ambivalent
Everybody likes me, they just won't admit it to their friends
I have lots of friends and lots of enemies
Nobody likes me... I'm all alone in the world
Eating with chopsticks is...
Fun
Stupid
Easy
Dorky
Way too hard
Do you mind your manners?
Nah, I'm kind of a slob
Yes, I am polite and charming
Yes, I am stiff and formal
I don't make a big deal of it
I try to, but I come across as laughable
Let's try some picture association :)
Milk. Where's
your
mustache?
Filet mignon :-P
Ew, large smelly animal.
That cow looks fake.
That cow is adorable.
How long ago did your ancestors come to the U.S.?
I'm just off the boat, myself
My parents came here before I was born
My grandparents or great-grandparents were immigrants
Think Mayflower, Plymouth Rock, and all that
They were here to greet the boats
I'm not American, you dolt.
Describe your motivation and philosophy in life...
I live life with passion and style
I've got dreams and goals, but I'm down-to-earth
I'm solid, boring, and predictable
Dude, I'm just trying not to get squashed and forgotten
It depends what I'm on...
What kind of car do you drive?
A sporty but unreliable imported car
A cheap little ride
Some sort of pansy soccer mom vehicle
A big hunkin' sedan
Actually, I ride my bike
I
walk
, dammit
So what about material possessions?
I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously, I got bodyguards, I got two big cars that definitely ain't the wack, I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroofed Cadillac
Grrr... don't make me jealous
I'm neither rich nor poor, and it's fine by me
I'm comfortable, but I wouldn't mind more stuff
I'm poor, dammit
Optionally, what's your name or screen name?
I am known as
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moxfyre