What 122 Catherine Street resident are you?

You're chilling with your housemates, shooting the shit, and you get thirsty. You'll just reach in the fridge and grab ...

	an artificially flavored Old Country Lemonade
	a glass of milk
	a 40 of malt liquor
	a couple beers ... and a glass of water for myself
	some obscure mixed drink, or maybe a glass of Port

You gotta get somewhere more than 20 feet from home. What do you drive?

	I use my charisma to bum rides off friends
	my sporty little stick shift car with all the options
	my huge manly diesel pickup truck
	my redneck convertible
	my normal car, the only one without dents

Big prelim tomorrow. Time to get your study on. What class are you bitching about?

	Fluid mechanics
	Fluid mechanics, something about my left testicle
	Physics
	Anything before noon... actually, anything at all
	@#$&*! Gimme some Tylenol, then we'll talk

Imagine you're a superhero. When you were a small child, you got bit by a radioactive animal that escaped from a secret government facility. What was it?

	camel
	'possum
	Canadian
	hamster
	Actually, I got dropped on my head

So imagine yourself as an 80's pop star. Who would you be, and why?

	George Straight, cause "I gotta get to Amarillo by morning"
	Tompson Twins, please "Hold me now"
	Robert Palmer, cause I'm "Simply irresistible"
	Eddie Money, please "Take me home tonight"
	Tiffany, cause "I think I'm alone now"

You've probably said a lot of dumb things in your day. But one thing you'll never say in earnest is...

	"Hey Dan, pass me the six-foot bong."
	"I like my rabbit food plain, no dressing."
	"Looks like another 4.0 semester for me."
	"Maybe you shouldn't drink tonight."
	"I think we need a bigger TV, guys."

So what do the ladies think of you, killer?

	They're mesmerized by my well-shorn sleekness.
	Can't keep 'em away. I just gotta remember not to dump two girls who live in the same dorm.
	Behold my boyish good looks.
	I just invite them over for a hayride. Works every time.
	I'm holding out for next year's freshman girls.

Back in high school, you played a lotta sports. You were good at...

	Tennis
	Hockey
	Football
	Soccer
	Running

Let's try some picture association :) What do we want with this cow?
A cartoon cow munching on flowers

	John Thomas steakhouse
	Milk it
	Date it! It's much cuter than the engineering girls.
	Cow in the hizzouse! Let's party with it.
	Tip it

You can't stay in college forever. Where do you wanna be in 10 years?

	playing on the PGA tour
	I wanna live where the green grass grows, watch my corn pop up in rows, building cars, living on the farm with the wife and 12 children
	Wall Street, cause I'm so money
	future? I'm rarely aware of my present surroundings
	the ~~5'6"~~ 6'5" starting center for the Celtics

Optionally, what's your name or screen name?

You can call me

This quiz was made by moxfyre (aka Donny)